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A Leap Too Far Oh why, oh why, Did you try, To cross the road, Toad? Now you won't hear my ode, Toad. All you can do is lie, All shrivelled and dry, Watching the cars go by.

A Short Poem about a Short Game I ran after my daughter, Then I caughter.

Packaging One of these days I'll get my hair gel and toothpaste mixed up, My hair will be minty-fresh, And my teeth will look wet, But at least my windows won't all fall out.

Hey, Man One day whilst sitting down for lunch, With lettuce on fork, all poised for crunch, A great big man came and sat beside my right, He said "Get me some dinner, man, and sprinkle it with cinnamon," So I had to stop my salad in mid-flight. I prepared his meal with peppers and chillies, Though the thought of it gave me the willies, I piled and piled until his plate was loaded, Despite the fact it was so hot, The madman gobbled up the lot, Right up until the point his head exploded.